People less likely to stop you on the street and ask you for directions.
Blood running down shin looks pretty cool.
Increases the chances of being able to use the word 'coagulate' in a casual conversation.
Constant reminder that you need to schedule a knee bash rematch with Trent.
Provides illusion of heroism, clumsiness.
Diverts attention from gaping wound on face.
It's fun to say the word "pus".
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