Monday, September 8, 2008

Faux pas of elliptical proportions / Clydesdale


I was at the gym the other day and I was working it on one of those elliptical machines. As I was pumping away for some reason I decided to point my fingers.

You don’t really realize how ridiculous you look on an elliptical trainer until you try it with your fingers pointed - like the drunk uncle at your cousin's wedding reception.

I assumed all the other people at the gym saw me and judged me so I used it as my excuse to end my workout after four minutes and return home.

Evidently I can burn the same amount of calories dancing badly by myself in the privacy of my own home.

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