10 things least likely to see skywritten / Jowls

WHICH WAY TO LAGUARDIA?

I'M SORRY. CHARLES IS DEAD. HE HAD LOST TOO MUCH BLOOD. THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD DO.

THE TIME IS 11:48 PM.

EGGS, BREAD, MILK, DISH SOAP, PEANUT BUTTER, CAPTAIN CRUNCH. . .

CAROLYN BURMEISTER WILL YOU HELP ME MOVE?

HI. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BUT I WAS WONDERING IF. . . GOSH, NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW TO PUT THIS. . . I COULDN'T HELP NOTICE YOU WERE CHEWING A STICK OF GUM. WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK IF I COULD HAVE A PIECE? EVEN HALF OF A PIECE WOULD DO THE TRICK. I'LL EVEN PAY YOU FOR IT. OH. IT'S YOUR LAST PIECE. I SEE. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. HAVE A TREMENDOUS DAY.

STOP AIR POLLUTION.

IF ANYONE SAW 'LOST' LAST NIGHT DON'T SAY ANYTHING. I TIVO'D IT AND PLAN ON WATCHING IT AFTER WORK.

OUT OF THE OFFICE. BACK ON MONDAY, SEPT. 8TH.

GO EXPOS!