'Drunkard' is not a term I like to throw around loosely. In fact, my good, good friend - I was thinking the next time that term was thrown around I might catch it once and for all, hide it under my pillow, wait 3 to 6 days until it solidifies, then dip it in pure gold and/or bronze and hang it on the mantel right next to my Christmas stocking filled with almond m&ms, new socks, and a mechanical pencil .. making sure it got the respect it deserved. Then you and I could both toast it over some roasted chestnuts as the 'Christmas Story' was playing on TBS. Only then will the term ..drunkard.. get the respect it deserves. Agreed?
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