Fleischman's indestructible watering can / Bunt cake

Ladies and gentlemen my name is Paul Fleischman and I'm here today to tell you about an amazing little product called the Fleischman's Indestructible Watering Can. This watering can simply cannot be destroyed.
Fleischman's Watering Cans are made from a revolutionary space-age polymore invented by NSAASA, the National Super Advanced Aeronautics and Space Administration , the covert competition of NASA responsible for fending off alien attacks and blowing up several earth threatening asteroids every year.

We took the top ten selling watering cans in the market today and put them to the legendary Fleischman's endurance test.

First thing we do is fill the watering can to the brim with boiling water, then we let the watering can sit in direct sunlight on a 100 degree day for 4 straight hours, next we empty the can and refill it with ice cold water, then we let the can sit outside in subzero conditions for 6 straight hours, and finally we smash the watering can into a million pieces using a ball peen hammer. All the top watering cans succumbed except for the Fleischman's. Then for good measure we took the bits and pieces of the destroyed competition, loaded them into a shotgun, and fired the shrapnel at the Fleischman's Indestructible Watering Can. Our watering can didn't flinch.

You can throw them, stomp on them, chew on them, scream at them, drop them off buildings, drown them, ignore them for extended periods of time, you can fill them with hot tar, fill them with acid, fill them with blood, you can shoot at them guns, arrows, harpoons, and several kinds of missiles.

Bring us your watering can and we will bash it against a Fleischman's Indestructible Watering Can. We guarantee your watering can will smash into a billion tiny bits. At that point you can buy a Fleischman's. If your watering can is not completely pulverized I will personally treat you and the members of your immediate family to an all you can eat prime rib dinner.

The Fleischman's Indestructible Watering Can. Consider the whole watering can issue over.