Better make waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
If you don't move you'll paaaaaaaaaaaaay!It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Oh he'll huff and puff until he's red in the face;
He'll spit and drool all over the place;
He'll refuse to walk as if he's in some race;
It's the overweight jogger!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Is he chewing guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum?
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
He'll accidentally merge into the bike lane;
He'll grab his back to express his pain;
A man so fat running so fast must be insane;
It's the overweight jogger!
Holy fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Why doesn't he just quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Why doesn't he just quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
He'll plow through a kid if he gets the chance;
Odds are 2 to 1 he'll crap his pants;
Yet he lumbers on as if in some trance;
It's the overweight jogger!
Will he pass ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut??
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Watch him stagger and there's no douuuuuuuuubt!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Watch his belly jiggle and his ass bob;
He'll pull his shorts out his crack like some fat slob;
Stomping on that pavement like it's his job.
It's the overweight jogger!
Oh Christ not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Gotta remember to tell my friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiends!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Those 8 pints of sweat won't make him thin;
Those rubbing thighs will need mycitracin;
Safe bet he won't wear that t-shirt again.
It's the overweight jogger!
He's the overweight jogger!!
Why does he bother?
It's the overweight jogger!
It's the overweight jogger!
Big Fat Jogger!
Jogger!
Will he pass ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut??
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Watch him stagger and there's no douuuuuuuuubt!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Watch his belly jiggle and his ass bob;
He'll pull his shorts out his crack like some fat slob;
Stomping on that pavement like it's his job.
It's the overweight jogger!
Oh Christ not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Gotta remember to tell my friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiends!
It's the overweight joooooooooggerrrrrrrrrr!
Those 8 pints of sweat won't make him thin;
Those rubbing thighs will need mycitracin;
Safe bet he won't wear that t-shirt again.
It's the overweight jogger!
He's the overweight jogger!!
Why does he bother?
It's the overweight jogger!
It's the overweight jogger!
Big Fat Jogger!
Jogger!
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