MC door knob / Specimen

The doorknob of my bathroom door is made of shiny brass.

So every time I take a seat with last night's dinner set to pass;

I see my reflection in the knob and something feels not right;

like it's a hidden camera for some sick & twisted fetish website.

But I pretend it's a rap video and the next verse up is mine.

So as I drop a load I look at myself and toss up a gang sign.