31 enemies that won't wish me happy birthday / Wand

1. Trudge Karlmerg
2. Dotty Pen
3. Whoopsie Johnson
4. Captain Leadermouth
5. Finkle McMasters
6. Loafer Jointpain
7. Belinda Scooner
8. Cod Meh
9. Peggy Snapdragon
10. Stretch Hipple
11. Aqua Vulva
12. Dr. Backwards Somersault
13. Heidi Notsofast
14. Krinkle Paulson
15. Mason Font
16. Flip Turnbuckle
17. Tin Coppers
18. Dorothy Pseudolord
19. Lefty Tripfoot
20. Arlo V. Foof
21. Maybe Thursday
22. Gnash Wrangle
23. Opposite Dave Same
24. Angela Bitch
25. Thermos Maxwell
26. Olin Bowels
27. Julio Whackass
28. Almost Williams
29. Balance Tulner
30. Eleven 8ty
31. J. P. Pekensmythe