Two thoughts I jotted down late last night that seemed absolutely brilliant at the time in my sleepy stupor but now, when reviewing them with a sound mind, I realize they are, in fact, retarded:
-Construct an argument in your head that you know you can win. Then, start that argument with someone on purpose because winning arguments makes you look smart.
-Tell your wife that you had a dream where you were both doing something very romantic but you can’t remember what it was. Then, the next time you suddenly find yourself in an unexpected romantic situation simply say, “Baby, this! Right here. Right now. This is what I was dreaming about”.
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I gotta say, I think Item #2 is kind of brilliant.
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