Dessert? / Asteroid

Seven different ways waitstaff offer, and my parents subsequently laugh and decline, dessert:

Can I interest you in some dessert?
Ha Ha Ha. We really shouldn't.

Would you like to see a dessert menu?
Ha Ha Ha. No thanks. I think we're stuffed.

Save any room for dessert?
Ha Ha Ha. Not tonight.

Care to peek at the dessert menu?
Ha Ha Ha. Hmmmmm. Well? I think we'll pass.

How about some dessert?
Ha Ha Ha. Ohh it all looks so good but I don't think so.

So who wants dessert?
Ha Ha Ha. What do you think hon? No, I guess not.

Could I interest you in some dessert this evening?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. I don't think I left any room in my stomach area. Thanks though.