Bedrock P.D. Complaint #000000674 / Pump

-City of Bedrock Police Department-
Law Enforcement Incident Report
Bedrock P.D. Complaint #000000674

-INCIDENT DATA-

Incident Type: Inhumane animal treatment: improperly confined and/or failure to provide proper sustenance therein.

Date Reported: 05/20/4899 B.C.
Address of Occurrence: 345 Stonecave Road
Reporting Officer: Al Bouldershale

-REPORTING PARTY-

Name: Barnabas Rubble
Sex: Male
Race: Neanderthal
Date of Birth: 02/10/4945 B.C.
SSN: 000-00-9822
Home Address: 347 Stonecave Road
Occupation: Unknown

-KNOWN SUSPECT-

Name: Fredrick Flintstone
Sex: Male
Race: Neanderthal
Date of Birth: 08/17/4948 B.C.
SSN: 000-00-8741
Home Address: 301 Cobblestone Way
Occupation: Dino-crane Operator - Slate Rock and Gravel Company

-INCIDENT DESCRIPTION-

Officer Bouldershale responded to complaint of improper animal confinement/abuse at 1504 hrs on date and at address noted above. Upon entrance to residence officer witnessed numerous animals being used as appliances and/or toiletries including but not limited to:

Canary Alarm Clock
Dragon Toaster
Bird Automatic Door Opener
Pelican Mailbox
Octopus Dishwasher
Bird Car Horn
Turtle Checkers Table
Bird Letter Opener
Stegosaurus Food Processor
Pig Garbage Disposal
Bird Record Player
Elephant Shower
Mastodon Vacuum
Pelican Garbage Can
Pig Garbage Disposal
Bird Broom
Porcupine Hairbrush
Rabbit TV Antenna
Swordfish Knife
Turtle Clothes Iron
Bird Hedge Clipper

Suspect became enraged upon accusation of wrongdoing yelled for his wife (Willemina Slaghoople Flintstone) and had to be subdued with a bronto billy club and restrained with bone cuffs.

-INCIDENT STATUS-

Suspect is currently being held at the Cobblestone County jail in the marble mining quarters with bail set at 10,000 clams.