> What a great barbeque! These burgers are amazing.
- Yeah but the corn on the cob is little too well done for my liking.
> True. But what a great turnout.
- We don't even know anyone here.
> The chicks are hot though. You see that blonde over there?
- She's cute alright but she has a prosthetic leg.
> Are you sure? How can you tell?
- Everyone at this barbeque has prosthetic legs.
> I suppose you're right. Didn't notice that before. Weird. Plenty of free high-end booze though. Can't complain about that.
- You can if you'd rather not drink it out of an ox bladder.
> Yeah I must say I thought that was an odd choice. I'm more used to the standard plastic cup. I love that they have a volleyball net set up. We should get a game together.
- Not a good idea.
> And why is that?
- Because if anyone plays that old guy with the eye patch manning the grill will start tossing molotov cocktails.
> Yikes. I'm loving this music. It's got a great beat. Who is this?
- I believe they're called "Thanks for the Slut".
> Never heard of them. Are they new?
- Yeah and they're really popular. The whole band is made up of the guys your ex-girlfriends slept with while dating you.
> I see. And the glorious sun so extraordinarily big and bright in the sky on this fine day?
- Is actually a rogue asteroid headed for earth that will kill us all in a matter of hours.
> . . . . . . these are some tasty burgers though.
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