Friday, May 16, 2008
List of demands / Parasol
- a redo
- doubling the size of ketchup packets
- more zip-lines
- less turtlenecks
- to speak with your manager
- people to stop replying with, "You've never seen Splash?" after I've already said "No" after they've asked me whether I've seen the movie Splash
- tennis balls
- to hear the specials again
- casual swearing to be regarded as a primary indicator of superior intellect
- tits on glass
- to be entertained by a court jester
- location of nearest erotic bakery
- time of next dolphin feeding
- where you last saw the needle nose pliers
- an explanation
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