Mr. Motivation / Boar

If you ever feel like you've figured it out
like the days ahead are no longer in doubt
I suggest you speak to my dear friend
as some needed advice he'll gladly extend

He'll take your goals and rip them in two
your best laid plans he's likely to screw
Not because he's mean and not because he's terse
but because his outlook is rather adverse

You'll find him when you're running late
getting ready for an important date
and as you decide - candy or bouquet
"You'll never make it" is what he'll say

He's in your ear when your in your car
and the light turns yellow but you're oh so far
in the moment of choice between gas and brake
"You'll never make it" is the statement he'll make

He's right behind you when your at work
as you fight off sleep and your head starts to jerk
and just as you begin meeting number three
"You'll never make it" is what he'll decree

Or maybe she's left you and you just can't take
another night alone, another foolish mistake
as you try to find hope in the mirror and stare
"You'll never make it" is what he'll declare

So on your last day when your last chance has gone
although you've tried your best just to prove him wrong
find peace in the words he repeats as you pass
while you may have never made it - nobody ever has

zeroth life lesson: relax man. it's all pointless anyway.