Two sides to every story / Flapjacks

When life throws me a doozy
and I'm feeling ill-equipped
I look to a man called Righty
who gives this handy tip

Take it as it comes
Steady as she goes
Roll with the punches
cuz Lord only knows

Now this sounds fine and dandy
but to be extra sure
I ask a man named Lefty
who offers this simple cure

Duty calls
Full steam ahead

Balls to the wall
Sleep when you're dead

Now more confused than ever
with two sides butting heads
I take my own advice
and crawl back into bed