Party 24-7 / Ejector seat

It's midnight on a Thursday.
Set my alarm for 6:15.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

By 1 am I'm sleeping.
Some snoring as I dream.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

2 in the morn it's quiet.
My slumber is pristine.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

At 3 am you guessed it.
Good shut eye is the theme.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

About 4 o'clock I wake up.
Head to the can to pee.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

Come 5 am I'm rested.
But I'm still about catching z's
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

6 in the morn I'm at it.
Greet the day like it's my thing.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

Clock strikes 7 and boo-ya!
Brushin' teeth so they stay clean.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

At 8 o'clock I'm outtie.
Gotta catch that 8:15.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

9 bells is when I clock in.
Work sucks as you'll agree.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

Friday 10 o'clock meeting.
More teamwork is the theme.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

By 11 am I'm starving.
Gut sounds like a machine.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

It's nooner and its chow-time.
Great egg rolls at Chin Lee's.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

1 pm's the time for spreadsheets.
At pivot tables I'm the king.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

It's 3 and it's Carol's b-day.
Cake served with ice cream.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

Come 4 pm I'm jonesing.
Getting sick of the routine.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

Clock strikes 5 it's go time.
Turn off that computer screen.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

Belly up to the bar by 6.
I'm the first one at the scene.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

By 7pm it's ugly.
I've upchucked on my jeans.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

The hour that's 8 is hazy.
I may have kissed Irene.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

By 9 o'clock it's over.
So drunk that I can't see.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

Stumble to my door by 10.
I think I've lost my keys.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

11 o'clock what happened?
Wife greets me with a scream.
But that's alright cuz Friday night;
I'll party like I'm nineteen.

It's midnight on a Friday.
Failed to meet my guarantee.
See that's my plight cuz on Friday nights;
I party like I'm thirty-three.