Whisky & war paint / Abacus

I don’t think people would have liked me in the Old West. Nope, don’t think I would’ve lasted too long. The reason being is I like both the cowboys and the indians. I think they were both pretty cool - wanted to hang out with both. I wouldn’t have been able to pick sides. The cowboy’s would've been like, “hey man - what's with the mohawk and war paint? You think you’re an injun or something?” And the Indians would be like, “the war paint’s cool but the constant spitting, whiskey, and whore's ring cowboy through and through.” I think the last straw would be when I tried to get both sides to incorporate some robot.