Drunk dial / Lichen

So they got his new thing on certain cell phones where, before you go out at night, you can type in the phone number of the person you don’t want to drunk dial and then hit *57 or something and your phone won’t let you call that number until sometime the next day. Many might say that this is a fine idea. I would disagree. Because if there’s one thing we can all agree upon when it comes to drunks is that they’re persistent. When I arrive home from a night of drinking craving some Domino’s pizza but find out that Domino’s isn’t delivering anymore, it doesn’t mean that I’m not eating. When I’m drunk I can make a whole meal out of two taco shells, some soy sauce, and a half bag of marshmallows. It may not be Domino’s but it’ll do.
The same thing applies to drunk dialing booty calls. Just because one person’s number is blocked doesn’t mean the night’s over. You’ll just keep on moving down the list, girl after girl, lowering and lowering your standards until you get to the “taco shells” - until you get to little miss “soy sauce”.
She may not be Domino’s, but she’ll do.