Baked made from mashed / Spectacles

A woman in Grand Forks, Michigan is said to have the ability to transform plastic restaurant display food into the real deal. She then writes scathing reviews in the Dining and Travel section of the local paper, The Propheteer. Restaurant owners across the city are said to be on high alert, as they fear the worst. If encountered, employees are said to have been instructed to swap the plastic display entrée with one of an indecipherable nature made entirely of mashed potatoes and food coloring as the woman’s powers are said to be foiled due to the high starch content. Not to mention she’s said to love mashed potatoes. The woman remains at large.