Wednesday, January 30, 2008
LKFFYC / Alfalfa
Little known facts for your consideration. . .
-The same guy who invented the sandwich also invented the tundtrap*.
- The creator of many stylish exercises such as swimming, running, and jumping first missed the mark with funning**.
-The man who first came up with the idea behind the phonograph wasted years perfecting the scream hole***.
*a briefly popular yet ultimately failed mode of transportation that consisted of a boat between two cars.
**positioning oneself perpendicular to the ground so that both feet apply pressure to the earth and the rest of the body remains upright and stationary, pointed towards the sky.
***self-explanatory
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*Author deemed A-lister*,
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