Monday, November 3, 2008

Nasty things to say to woman walking down the street carrying a bag of kitty litter / Scepter



1. I hope that's for your cat.

2. You know you wouldn't need to buy that crap if you just stopped feeding your cat.

3. Need some help carrying that? Psych!

4. Nice sack of shit sand you got there.

5. You're not supposed to eat that you know.

6. Is that for your cat or your ass?

7. Watch your step. There are some dead cats up ahead.

8. Went with the cheap stuff, I see.

9. Looks like your bag has a leak there. [then stab bag with knife]

10. Let me guess. You let your cat shit in the house.

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