Things I pretend to understand but don't / Lard

-the correct answer when the cashier asks me debit or credit

-the deal with Singapore

-the infield fly rule

-how phone sex works

-why you can't just put out a forest fire using lots of water

-dry cleaning

-any card game that has trumps

-the electoral college

-when to use the term "come on like gangbusters"

-spanish

-the standby procedure for Delta Airlines

-where the V train goes

-rugby

-the terms and conditions