Conversation between crazy man and wall / Studebaker

Man: I know what I'm doing.

Wall: Then why are you so sad?

Man: They won't talk to me anymore.

Wall: You're better off without them.

Man: But I really miss the sex.

Wall: Why don't you go back to the park and jerk off in the bushes?

Man: I just did that.

[beautiful woman walks by]

Wall: Look at her!

Man: Bah! There are too many people around.

Wall: They don't know what it's like. They're no happier than you are.

Man: I recognize some of them.

Wall: I'm sure they recognize you too.

Man: It must be rush hour.

Wall: See how they look at you?

Man: That's why I don't look back.

Wall: You'd rather look at me?

Man: It'll help them understand.

Wall: After all, I don't stare.

Man: I can still hear the song.

Wall: You should dance.

Man: It was her favorite.

Wall: You should sing.

Man: I need a drink.

Wall: You should ask the nice man for food.

Man: What day is it?

Wall: Look at that newspaper.

Man: It might be an old newspaper.

Wall: They're all old newspapers.

Man: James is working at the store today.

Wall: James is an old friend.

Man: But he slept with my wife.

Wall: He'll help you out of pity.

Man: He said never to come back.

Wall: You should kill him.

Man: I'll bring him a free newspaper.

Wall: That didn't work last time.

Man: I should kill him.

Wall: You should kill yourself.

Man: James doesn't know what love is.

Wall: Kicking me is a good idea.

Man: James is my only friend.

Wall: Hug me.

Man: If I could only fit my arms around.

Wall: You need to stretch them further.

Man: I've got to get the hell out of here.

Wall: James is the only one that will help you.

Man: Yes. I'm sick of talking to you.

Wall: As am I.

Man: Fuck you. I know where I'm going.

Wall: You know what you're doing.