Various personal bests (My P.B.s) / Polyp

Walking with eyes closed: 23.1 seconds ¹

Walking with eyes closed (uninjured): 12.4 seconds ²

Minesweeper: 34.8 seconds ³

Sidewalk cracks stepped on: 1,487,963 ⁴

Shots of Jagermeister: 7 ⁵

Hitting start then stop on a stopwatch: 0.02 seconds ⁶

Driving with my eyes closed: 8.7 seconds ⁷

Eating chicken wings: 49 1/2 ⁸

Long Jump: 7 feet, 11 inches ⁹

Phone bill: $1,876.00 ¹⁰

Sex: 46 minutes; 12.9 seconds ¹¹

Helicopter ride: 0 minutes; 0 seconds ¹²

Size of woman I slept with: 212 lbs ¹³

Crying: 3 hours; 47 minutes ¹⁴

Chopping grasshoppers in half using hedge clippers: 37 ¹⁵

Insult: "You should use some of the material from that stupid hat to sew yourself some sleeves." ¹⁶

Conception of a child: 1 ¹⁷

Hour: 56 minutes, 57 seconds ¹⁸

Movies watched back-to-back: 9 ¹⁹

Age: 11,359 days ²⁰
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¹ January 15th, 2004: Long hallway on 17th floor on the way to the restroom
² January 15th, 2004: Long hallway on 17th floor on the way back to my desk
³ difficulty setting set to 'medium'
⁴ world record
⁵ October 7th, 1998
⁶ accomplished on 4 separate occasions
⁷ highway I-80 in between Loganton and Watsontown, PA
⁸ October 7th, 1998
⁹ 1989 Track & Filed day - blue ribbon winner
¹⁰ the people at Verizon are idiots
¹¹ October 7th, 1998
¹² have never ridden in helicopter
¹³ October 7th, 1998
¹⁴ October 8th, 1998
¹⁵ summer of 1986; grandmother's garden
¹⁶ told to Michael Peralt on December 17th, 2006 who was wearing a stupid court jester hat with a stylish sleeveless coat.
¹⁷ unofficial
¹⁸ broken clock
¹⁹ September 23rd - September 24th 1999: Mrs. Doubtfire, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Godfather Part II, Good Will Hunting, Jingle All the Way, Heat
²⁰ set today