Monday, November 10, 2008

Short of breath, but Brandon / Sill


(breathing hard)
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. . . Hey . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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(more breathing hard)
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. What's up? . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Why'd you call me over here?
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(panting)
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Well. . . . . . Judging from the pitch of your voice. . . (gasping) . . . I assumed. . . . . . . . it was some sort of. . . . . (coughing) . . . . emergency.
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So I ran over here as fast as I can.
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(wheezing)
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Well?
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Uh huh
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And. . . . . that's it?
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(more coughing)
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Look. . . . . (breathing hard). . . . . you know I'm not in the best of shape. . . .(more coughing) . . . . and moderately asthmatic. . . (more wheezing) . . . and had quite a bit to drink last night. . . . . . . . so why would you feel inclined to yell that loudly. . . . . . with that level of desperation. . . . . and make me run across the field. . . . (more panting) . . . up the hill. . . . over the chain link fence. . . . . . and all the way up the stairs. . . . . . . to share something so trivial. . . . . . and asinine. . . . . . . that could have so easily waited. . . . . . until a situation presented itself. . . . in which. . . (more breathing hard) . . . . we happened to be. . . . . . conveniently located near each other?
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(some dry heaving)
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Well the answer to your question. . . . . is No. . . . . .No , I don't remember the name. . . . . . . of Punky Brewster's. . . . . . . . dog.
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Oh wait. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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It was Brandon.

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