Ramford: I'm going to ask you one more time. Where are the Blackstone files?
[A bruised and beaten agent Ludlow stares at Ramford, saying nothing.]
Ramford: Your courage, while noble, only delays the inevitable, agent Ludlow. I was wondering how you felt about needles. Long, thick, needles slowly shoved into the back of your knees.
[Ludlow spits blood on the floor.]
Ramford: Defiant until the end. Respectable, but again, pointless.
[Ludlow screams as long, thick needles are slowly shoved into the back of his knees.]
Ramford: [whispering] That's it. That's it. Where are the Blackstone files? Where are they?
Ludlow: Try looking up your ass you sick bastard!
Ramford: I can see that simple foreplay isn't going to work with you. Perhaps it's time for the real fucking to begin.
[Ramford pulls off the blanket that was covering a nearby table, revealing a multitude of horrific torture options.]
Ramford: How would you like to be fucked, agent Ludlow? Electrified sponges? Bucket full of rabid leeches? Inversed pointy horn helmet? The organ reorganizer?
[Ludlow sneezes]
Ramford: Did you just sneeze?
Ludlow: Yes. I guess I did. Excuse me.
Ramford: Kind of weird.
Ludlow: How so?
Ramford: I guess I've just never heard anyone sneeze while being tortured is all.
Ludlow: I can't say I ever recall sneezing while being tortured now that you mention it.
[Ramford gives Ludlow a look of complete disdain]
Ludlow: What?
Ramford: It's just that I thought we really had something good going there, you know? I was really giving it to you as far as the torture is concerned -
Ludlow: Agreed. It really hurts.
Ramford: Exactly. Thanks for saying. And may I say you were doing a helluva job taking it, holding out for longer and longer as I continued to raise the stakes and subject you to more drastic and twisted methods of inflicting pain.
Ludlow: It's not easy. Believe me.
Ramford: Sneezing kind of cheapens the whole thing, don't you think?
[Ludlow farts]
Ludlow: Yes. I guess I did. Excuse me.
Ramford: Kind of weird.
Ludlow: How so?
Ramford: I guess I've just never heard anyone sneeze while being tortured is all.
Ludlow: I can't say I ever recall sneezing while being tortured now that you mention it.
[Ramford gives Ludlow a look of complete disdain]
Ludlow: What?
Ramford: It's just that I thought we really had something good going there, you know? I was really giving it to you as far as the torture is concerned -
Ludlow: Agreed. It really hurts.
Ramford: Exactly. Thanks for saying. And may I say you were doing a helluva job taking it, holding out for longer and longer as I continued to raise the stakes and subject you to more drastic and twisted methods of inflicting pain.
Ludlow: It's not easy. Believe me.
Ramford: Sneezing kind of cheapens the whole thing, don't you think?
[Ludlow farts]
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