Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Pants control / Linoleum



Studies show that this country's obesity epidemic stems from large portion sizes. If we could somehow limit the size of the portions people are eating – maybe that would help them not be so fat.

I think a far simpler solution would be limiting the size of pants.

That’s the main problem we have here. Stores offering pants the size of pitch tents.

If we could just set a limit on the pants I think that would make people think more about the size of the portions. We’ll help you cover up that ass to a certain point but after that you’re on your own. We don't make that size. We can’t help you anymore. You’ve gone past the realm of clothing.

I think this would be especially helpful for those individuals who might find themselves right on the cusp.
Because you’re likely to think twice about ordering that side of waffle fries when you’re living on the edge between pants and drapes.

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