Resume submission for job listing 609867334 / Monocle

Burt Lunderchoot

943 Nybro St. At. 4F
Milwaukee, WI 53201
6o8-444-8239
Bee_lunderchoot77@gmail.com

Qualifications Summary:

Over five years experience in bee keeping and bee beard performance. Stellar reputation for strong sting tolerance; a proven track record in standing motionless for extended periods of time while insects crawl across lower half of face. Thrives in a high-pressure, deadline-driven environment. Gets on well with people of all age, race, and creed.
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Professional Experience:

Bee Beard Model / Performance Artist
June 2006 - Present
How About That! Traveling Circus
- Spearheaded, starred, and served as the executive producer of the ‘Insect Squadron’.
- Performed as ‘BumbleBurt the Crazzzzzzy Bee Beard Model’ three times a day, three times a week in various major cities/markets including but not limited to Sacramento, Scottsdale, El Paso, Baton Rouge, Des Moines, Spokane, and Dover.
- Assisted 'Pants' Malloy on the trampoline.

Senior Bee Keeper
March 2003 – June 2006
Milwaukee Zoo
- Designed, implemented, and maintained bee habitation system.
- Directly responsible for the livelihood and well being of over 30,000 bees, over 6,500 of which were Africanized.
- Learned to successfully interpret various pitches of swarm 'humming' to determine feelings of hunger, fear, anger, and happiness which led to record breaking honey yields in six consecutive quarters (Q1 2005 through Q2 2006).

Insect Control Specialist / Apple Picker
May 2002– March 2003
Richland Apples Estates
- Maintained 8 acres of Braeburn, Fiji, Granny Smith, Etter's Gold, Gala, and Wagener apples.
- Implemented and saw to the daily runnings of the 'Spare a Bee' program which successfully transported thousands of bees from one orchard to another to avoid exposure to potentially harmful insecticides.
- Picked apples.
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Education:

University of Wisconsin – La Crosse
Graduated in December 2002
B.A. in Psychology
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Applicable Skills:

Proficient in itch suppression, honey storage techniques, Microsoft Word, and Excel.

References available upon request.