Do-it-your-self / Cape

There are a total of nine things you need to remember when fixing a storage drain.

9. Never run along side of a moving card dealer.
8. Always triple-count the number of pairs of singles in your wallet.
7. It's never too late to try to forget the horrible memory your sister ruining your favorite trip down memory lane.
6. There are three things to keep in mind while attempting to negotiate a choppy thunder current.
a. Hold your breath only when absolutely necessary and advised by a hired professional who is already currently holding his or her own breath and the breath of another passenger.
b. Double check your mileage chart for errors in mileage.
c. Hold on tight to your 'Hang in There" kitten poster.
5. Stay in a single-file line unless specifically instruced to stay in a double-file extra curvy line.
4. It's never too early to get a jump start on the new book you've been meaning to check out before you buy before you read.
3. Be wary of people who speak hasitly while staring at oncoming traffic headed toward you from behind.
2. Hedge your bets on games that don't require participation of those who fancy partaking in the practice of "underchucking".
1. Take pride in the fact that you are a unique and complicated piece of rubbery machinery that really has no business attempting to repair a storage drain in the first place.