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VIOLATORS PROSECUTED BY ICCI UNDER PARAGRAPH 3 SECTION 7C OF NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT!!!

From the desk of the International Cursory Correlation Institute (ICCI)

case #A572D84:

aug/23/2009 walls on 15th fl of netherman industries painted red for purposes of serving as ICCI event investigation catalyst #A572D84.

the following findings reported by case worker charles grigsby (employee ID 6701) who posed as a temp assigned administrative office work (i.e. filing, copying, organizing supply closet) for the 5 business days following event investigation catalyst.

reported findings as follows -

stephen doiter called in sick for 3 consecutive days / carla bamford did not complain about the temperature for the first time in 36 days / michael fill started recycling his paper despite prior public announcements regarding his refusal to do so / dina caruthers decided not to wash her hands after using the restroom and proceeded to eat a cajun turkey sandwich she brought from home with a tiny smudge of excrement on her right pinky finger / douglas heilman set a personal best time in mine sweeper (difficulty setting medium) / mitchell delineo had what he referred to as a 'major breakthrough' in his pitch to the lexus account / matthew danling and marie stafford were caught in the narrow hallway by the large conference room trying to pass each other and they both said excuse me at the same time as matthew went to the right and marie to the left and they nearly collided and then marie went left and matthew went right and they both stood their doing their awkward little dance for a full 45 seconds before marie finally decided to take a different route to the lunch room / francene tramond has a spontaneous orgasm while walking by the copying machine.

-end of reported findings.

case worker charles grigsby (employee ID 6701) submitted form 410 at the completion of the assignment and noted the red paint's dark tone - more of a maroon / bergundy / crimson. Recommendation of an alternate, lighter hue - coral / magenta /vermillion was proposed for a future assignment.

ICCI agrees with case worker 6701's assessment.

case has been forwarded to the executive board of review for possible reassignment / redeployment.

status = pending.

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