First tap your foot to get the beat.
Sing this tune. When done, repeat.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
Now get off the couch, head to your shed.
Recite the words that I just said.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
Pick out a shovel, your very best.
Whistle this verse while marching west.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
We're half way home. Hey that's the spirit!
Don't be shy now let me hear it.
We're half way home. Hey that's the spirit!
Don't be shy now let me hear it.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
Keep up the pace, right on through town.
Belt out your song to all around.
You should pass Bridgemans on your right.
They got great ice cream, stop for a bite.
Now back on track, march through the park.
Sing our jingle to dogs that bark.
You see that statue? Stop right there!
You've reached the spot. No lie. I swear.
Now ram that shovel down in the ground.
Dig to the beat of that good 'ole sound.
About 8 feet down you'll find your prize.
Folks who've gathered won't believe their eyes.
If anyone asks it's Nana's locket.
Just march west, sing this, then dig
Keep up the pace, right on through town.
Belt out your song to all around.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
You should pass Bridgemans on your right.
They got great ice cream, stop for a bite.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
Now back on track, march through the park.
Sing our jingle to dogs that bark.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
You see that statue? Stop right there!
You've reached the spot. No lie. I swear.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
Now ram that shovel down in the ground.
Dig to the beat of that good 'ole sound.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
About 8 feet down you'll find your prize.
Folks who've gathered won't believe their eyes.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
It's a Laser Rocket / Rocket Laser!
Thank me now and thank me later.
Now stow that treasure in your pocket.It's a Laser Rocket / Rocket Laser!
Thank me now and thank me later.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
If anyone asks it's Nana's locket.
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
Next time you're bored with life's old gig.Just march west, sing this, then dig
Wrinkle, stinkle. Riddle and rhyme.
Half hole, half darkness. Turpentine!!
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