Let's go to the park! / Martin Multiflavors

What I imagine other people are thinking when sitting on a blanket in the park on a beautiful day:

What a gorgeous day!

My god this is relaxing.

This is great chicken salad.

This newspaper/magazine article is very enjoyable.  I feel so informed.

What I'm thinking:

It's hotter than I thought it would be.

Fucking rocks in the ground.

I should've brought a pillow or something.

I feel fat.

These sunglasses suck.

I wish someone would shut up that kid.

I should've brought something to drink.

I don't think that chick's wearing a bra.

Watch it with the frisbee asshole.

Fuck it's hot.

Yep, definitely no bra.

This book is retarded.

Why would you ever want to fly a kite?

So thirsty.  I'd kill for a Snapple.

Talk a little louder on the phone why don't cha you ignorant bitch.

Look at this fucking guy.  What a douche. 

Really?  You're going to put your blanket right there?  What a dick. 

Screw it.  I'm outta here.