Explanation for common ailments / Verna Thingy

hiccup: an angel from the spirit realm of the nether dimension has sought solace in the confines of your torso and it's trying to breathe.

yawn: an angel from the spirit realm of the nether dimension has been slain and is screaming for avengement through your olfactory cavity.

burp: avengement has been fulfilled.

sneeze: avengement has failed, spawning a new case of avengement.

knuckle crack: a demon from the spirit realm of the nether dimension has tricked an angel into lending it money, goods, or services.

foot falling asleep: a shift in the eternal combat has occurred. Either the angels are now winning or the demons are now winning, depending on the foot.

gleek: an angel from the spirit realm of the nether dimension has failed to follow through on a promised favor to another angel and the two are no longer friends.

bloody nose: angel has turned into a demon.

eyelid spasm: demon has turned into an angel.

static shock: a former lover is reminiscing over your genitalia.

zit: demon