Institute U. / Horace LaFruit

Try coming to our school for once.

We've got all the best things for your children.  Our teachers are all at least 1o feet tall and they talk like gentle angels no matter how mad they might feel inside.  They will treat your kids good and with respect but not so much that your child feels like they are being lied to.

We cover all the subjects like reading, writing, brithing, sharing, horns, and various maths.  Your child will be nurtured in the ways and theories of each with particular emphasis on learning.  You will find that learning is always stressed at out school.  We find it that important.  Our students never ever get bored because there are literally thousands of rooms they can explore, each one with it's own shape, color, and activity challenge.  Room 1, Room 4B, and Room 5L5 are all examples.  The activity challenges range from non-existent to impossible.  "Hide the Air", "Sand Stack", and "Empty Room" are all examples.  Be warned that your child may get lost when venturing from room to room.  Please refrain from inquiring for maps as we have none.  Instead the use of our super siren is encouraged.

Lunch is served very quickly.  Fastest in the district 8 years running!

Every morning before class begins we gather in our custom made room area and prepare for the day by getting ready to start.  Parents rave about our unique method of getting each day under way and many have implemented it in their own homes.  We utilize the conventional A - F grading scale except we do not skip E.  E is used and used often.  You will find that we mostly give out all E's.

Our standards are high because our expectations are high.  Worth noting that the school building itself is also quite high.  In order to maintain these numerous high levels certain habits are discouraged such as itching, leaning, and constant high-pitched screaming.  Children that display continued lack of progress in suppressing such behavior will be given impossible activity challenges (i.e. Sand Stack).  We find discipline a crucial part of each child's development as it allows them to grow into steadfast members of society, confident in their ways, certain of their paths, bright and imaginative, while wondering from room to room.

Come to our school today and begin your child's learning of it all!