From: Supervisor, Kisser's
Sent: Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Shot, Big
Cc: Suit, Power; Guy, New
Subject: Re: FW: Out of Office AutoReply: RE: Subject Line
Originally requested information claimed to be attached. No attachment.
Kisser's Supervisor
Director Title in ambiguous Department
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: ItAll, Know
Sent: Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Supervisor, Kisser's
Subject: Re: FW: Out of Office AutoReply: RE: Subject Line
Attachment: Answer.xls
Requested information in a beautifully formatted excel attachment.
From: Supervisor, Kisser's
Sent: Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Shot, Big
Cc: Suit, Power; Guy, New; #1, Random; Guy, Squirrelly; Lady, HR; #2, Random; #3, Random; ItAll, Know; Kisser, Ass
Subject: Re: FW: Out of Office AutoReply: RE: Subject Line
Lengthy apology confirming full understanding of urgency and need of timely responses along with strategically veiled passive/aggressive comments regarding future expectations added in a desperate attempt to come across as important and vital member of the organization.
Kisser's Supervisor
Director Title in ambiguous Department
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: Shot, Big
Sent: Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Supervisor, Kisser's
Cc: Suit, Power; Guy, New; #1, Random; Guy, Squirrelly; Lady, HR; #2, Random; #3, Random; ItAll, Know; Kisser, Ass
Subject: FW: Out of Office AutoReply: RE: Subject Line
FYI - See below.
Wordy reiteration of importance of requested information accompanied with extensive verbiage and language expressing disappointment of lack of adherence to claimed department service level agreements.
Big Shot
Inflated Title
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: Kisser, Ass
Sent: Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Shot, Big
Subject: Out of Office AutoReply: RE: Subject Line
I will be out of the office beginning Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock, returning next Flursday, Month Date, Year PM o'clock. If you need immediate assistance, please contact Know ItAll.
From: Shot, Big
Sent: Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Kisser, Ass
Cc: Suit, Power; Guy, New; #1, Random; Supervisor, Kisser's; #2, Random
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Urgent clarification request with 'high importance' flag activated.
Big Shot
Inflated Title
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: Kisser, Ass
Sent: Mriday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Shot, Big
Cc: Suit, Power; Guy, New; #1, Random; Supervisor, Kisser's; #2, Random
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Incorrect information formatted in a confusing manner.
From: Shot, Big
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year PM o'clock
To: Kisser, Ass
Cc: Suit, Power; Guy, New; #1, Random; Supervisor, Kisser's; #2, Random
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Follow up on original request.
Big Shot
Inflated Title
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: Kisser, Ass
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Supervisor, Kisser's
Subject: RE: FW: RE: Subject Line
Denial of need of aforementioned fake assistance.
From: Supervisor, Kisser's
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Kisser, Ass
Subject: FW: RE: Subject Line
Fake offer of assistance.
Kisser's Supervisor
Director Title in ambiguous Department
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: Shot, Big
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Kisser, Ass
Cc: Supervisor, Kisser's
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Conflicting message stating desire to not create extra work as well as pressing urgency noting important meeting on Mriday morning.
Big Shot
Inflated Title
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: Kisser, Ass
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Shot, Big
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Inquiry regarding expected turn-around time of request noted below.
From: ItAll, Know
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Kisser, Ass
Cc: Supervisor, Kisser's
Subject: RE: FW: RE: Subject Line
Polite refusal.
Request to hand off work and steal credit?
To: ItAll, Know
Subject: FW: RE: Subject Line
From: Kisser, Ass
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Shot, Big
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Blatant lie confirming understanding.
From: Shot, Big
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Kisser, Ass
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Note to see below for previously written words.
Big Shot
Inflated Title
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
From: Kisser, Ass
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Shot, Big
Subject: RE: Subject Line
Reply via electronic mail asking simple follow up question.
From: Shot, Big
Sent: Flursday, Month Date, Year AM o'clock
To: Kisser, Ass
Subject: Subject Line
Vague question without adequate clarification?
Big Shot
Inflated Title
Company name with clever punctuation
Tall & Impressive building, nth floor
City, State Zip
tele.phone.number
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