Cool things to "accidentally" find in your pocket when on a first date / Herbert Airball

Treasure map

Bronze medal: Hammer throw

Compromising polaroid of the uppity waiter

Voucher for free lifetime supply of Captain Crunch

Cock ring

Letter from the future written by yourself explaining your heroic death in the pulse wars

Burt Reynold's car phone number

Two space shuttle tickets

Never-ending multicolored scarf

G.I. Joe action figure (preferably Destro)

Two sticks of hyperberrymint* gum (*flavor your invented)

Flamethrower

Anything with a hologram on it

A seemingly perpetual series of even smaller pockets that eventually lead to tiny world of magic

Really cool hat