Lesser known contractions / Bonnelyn Blair

Theyn't - They will not

Dogn't - Dog will not

Catn't - Cat will not

Catn'nt - Cat neutered

M'bass - My bass

I'an - I am Ian

Duc'kies - Duck! Monkeys!

You'ff - You look like a sheriff (or bailiff or bull mastiff or earmuff)

M'ood - Meet me at Planet Hollywood

Can't'hea'non - Cannot hear you. Cannon.

Tim'real - Time for cereal!

G'own - Get up and then lie down (also can mean 'Get down')

Mo'pow'cken'ease - More Kung Pow Chicken, please

Thought'ou'sa'nge - Thought you said 'sponge'

Ignor'bot - Ignore him/her as he/she is a robot

Soun'ike'ing'bob'shou'do - Sounds like something Bob should do

Thi'buck'won'old'mor'alls - This bucket will not hold any more balls