The grocery list / Mildred Rampage

milk

eggs

butter

soda

bread

lunch meat

frozen pizzas

cereal

apples

yogurt

cheese

granola bars

peanut butter

crackers

fancy/complicated dish to pass at the Larson's baby shower (seared or braised duck?)

-1 (8-to 10-ounce) boneless duck breast with skin
-1 tablespoon olive oil
-1 shallot, finely chopped
-1/4 cup tawny Port
-1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
-3 cups torn frisée
-1 tablespoon sliced almonds, lightly toasted

baby shower gift (breast pump or overpriced building blocks?)

$50 bottle of wine 

drop off sweater vest at dry cleaners

catch up on New Yorker articles (for conversational purposes)

get a hair cut

shave

do some sit-ups

work on fake laugh

get a run down on names of Larson's asshole friends

get phone # of that shady guy Phil knows

fake name (Lester something?)

fake passport

new SSN

paper shredder

use of public library computer to research countries with lax work visa policies

library card (under fake name (Lester Higgins?))

one-way ticket to Madagascar (boat ride to Cuba?)

cash

4 days of provisions

-bottled water

-power bars

-socks

-duct tape

-signal flares(?)

hair dye

colored contact lenses

prosthetic chin

gun