The Mikers' Creed / Gil Ball

I believe in Big Mike;

the Brother of Time and Nephew of Space;

the Master of Mists and Maths;

and in little mike version 2.0;

Big Mike's only kid, world record holder in the triple-jump;

who was conceived on a twirling mountain that was underwater and on fire;

born of a woman with two vaginas;

who was teased mercilessly by Science Steve for his lisp and lame left foot;

who eventually killed and buried himself;

who partook in rigorous physical and speech therapy in the grave;

and came back 6 weeks later by shooting himself out of the underwater twirl-fire mountain.

He shot up to Space and fist bumped Big Mike;

and landed in the Auditorium where he placed second in the Science fair, narrowly beating Science Steve and his potato compass.

And I believe middle Mike, who came from the smaller and weaker of the vaginas;

even though he doesn't do much.

I believe in the annual underwater spinning science fair;

the Fellowship of the Triple-Jumpers;

the condemnation of Steves;

the idea of second chances;

and life everlasting.

Amen