Things to say to the guy floating next to you right before you both plunge to your deaths over a waterfall / Daphne Fairplay

• So. . . what brings you here?

• Well, my cell phone is likely kaput. You?

• I think it's fair to say that this is the most inexplicable hard on I've ever had.

• Whatever happened to Kevin Spacey? I mean, he had a string of hits there for awhile and then, pbbbt, nothing.

• On the way down I'll do the running man if you do the robot. Deal?

• If we both somehow make it out of this we should totally hang out some time. Like on a social level, you know? Nothing creepy or anything. . . You know what? Forget it. Dumb idea.

• If I live and you die I'm telling everyone you really pussed out big time.

• If I die and you live tell everyone I fought like a champion. Use those exact words. Fought like a champion. You understand?

• Let's both take off our pants before we go over. That should keep the authorities speculating for a while.

• Good fishing in these parts I heard.

• Wow, total warm spot over here!

• Awkwaaaaaaaard!!