32 terrible birthday gifts for someone's first 32 birthdays / Chester Thoughtso

1st - Gobstoppers
2nd - Final Cut Pro
3rd - Belt
4th - Coasters
5th - Season 3 of 'The Wire'
6th - Knee brace
7th - Mayonnaise
8th - Water softener tablets
9th - Dress shoes
10th - Food dehydrator
11th - Umbrella
12th - Amethyst broach
13th - Incense
14th - One of those umbrellas baskets you see by the front door of restaurants
15th - Vacuum cleaner bags
16th - Spice rack
17th - Dead yak
18th - Bedpan
19th - Humidifier
20th - Chandelier
21st - Dehumidifier
22nd - Spandex pants
23rd - Address book
24th - Needle nose pliers
25th - Some sort of horn
26th - Railroad ties
27th - Leaf blower
28th - Balloons
29th - Stop sign
30th - Cemetery plot
31st - Numerous elastic bands of varying sizes

32nd -Butterfly net