"Self contempt is rarely self contained."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"A great meal always trumps a copped feel."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"If faced with a choice between a ladder and a shovel always choose the latter."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"If you ever see a guy smoking a pipe. . . just keep an eye on that guy. He's probably sweet."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"If you ever see a guy smoking a pipe. . . just keep an eye on that guy. He's probably sweet."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Kill a snake by chopping off the head. Annoy a horse by chopping off the tail."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Never be afraid to eat."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"A man once asked me to name a job, a man, and a purpose. I told him carpenter, Charlie, for sex."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Piss off your friends. Read a book."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Next time you think you're low on time remember a nickel weighs more than a dime."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Never trust a man with an apparatus he calls a thingamajig."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Never trust a man with an apparatus he calls a thingamajig."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"The path toward the road is likely obstructed by some sort of guard rail."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"There's a reason great stories all start at the beginning. It's because of the order."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Rain isn't wet if you're a fucking whack job."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"I once met a man who could toss a stone all the way up to heaven. I asked him, 'What does God think about your stones popping up through His floorboards?' 'He's rarely home' he laughed."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"One spice rack is probably enough. Same thing goes for wives."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"If you forget a man's name a safe bet is 'Karl'."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"When times get tough take comfort in the fact that Random backwards is Modnar."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"A rear view mirror is only helpful when traveling forward in time. Also there is no such thing as a front view mirror so don't even think about it. And don't get me started on time travel!"
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Tis better to master one single trade than to have sex with all of them."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Birds fly though the clouds."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"A rear view mirror is only helpful when traveling forward in time. Also there is no such thing as a front view mirror so don't even think about it. And don't get me started on time travel!"
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Tis better to master one single trade than to have sex with all of them."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
"Birds fly though the clouds."
- Rich Zeroth - October 15th, 2009
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