The skinny on the '8 - 9 letter' Region* / Lyle Alzado

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'Saboteur' will win. Easy. That word means like to sneak up on someone and blow up their blind side. How you going to beat a word like that? What are they a 2 seed? Please. That's a joke. What's 'palpable' got that my man 'saboteur' doesn't? A couple extra p's and that's about it. 'Palpable'. Sounds like something you'd say when you're stuttering and asking for your daddy.

Stuttering like a little bitch.

'Derelict' and 'charlatan' sound like little bitches too. Little bitches wearing silly hats and smoking on fancy pipes. What else we got here? 'Perturbed' and 'skedaddle' remind me of farts for some reason. I'm just being honest with you. 'Titillate' and 'buoyancy' remind of something else if you know what I'm saying. Ha ha ha. I'd like to succinct on some buoyancy titillates if you catch my drift. I know that you do!

I think I had a rigmarole for lunch.

All right all right let's get serious. I like 'saboteur' and 'repugnant' coming from the bottom there and 'percolate' and 'galvanize' from the top.

I'll tell you what. The more I think about it the only other word I respect in that region is 'galvanize'. That's a man's word. I was galvanizing my quads just before you shoved this piece of shit piece of paper in my face. I'll galvanize your whole world. How'd you like that?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

*The views and opinions expressed in this analysis are solely those of the individual referenced in the post title** and in do not necessarily reflect those of the W.o.W. Commissioner. Any use of the aforementioned views and opinions to assist W.o.W. participants in making bracket selections should be undertaken at their own risk.

**Lyle Alzado