Memorable moments from birthday's past / Greta Yank

33 - 10/7/2010: Steak thawing in the fridge. So far so good. . .
32 - 10/7/2009: Allowed to sleep in and relieved of diaper changing and dog walking duties for the day.
31 - 10/7/2008: New Socks! Some sex.
30 - 10/7/2007: Ice cream cake in conference room B
29 - 10/7/2006: Nice dinner with wife followed by 'Revenge of the Sith' on DVD.
28 - 10/7/2005: Ice cream cake in conference room C
27 - 10/7/2004: Cordial dinner at respectable restaurant with responsible and trusted friends that results in a drunken shit-show nonetheless.
26 - 10/7/2003: Parents come to visit. They buy me some work slacks.
25 - 10/7/2002: Call in sick to work and try to write a movie script. It goes just OK.
24 - 10/7/2001: $15 check from grandma used to roll joint.
23 - 10/7/2000: Fucking Zoology exam
22 - 10/7/1999: Received stack of porn from roommate.
21 - 10/7/1998: Allowed to dj at the after-bar. A lot of Fatboy Slim was played.
20 - 10/7/1997: Denied access to 'Wando's' with a pretty good fake Michigan ID
19 - 10/7/1996: Denied access to 'The Flamingo' with terrible fake Nebraska ID
18 - 10/7/1995: Doolian's parents out of town. Kegger. Wore cool new leather jacket hoping Shelly Fraser would show up. Passed out. Face drawn on. Shelly hooks up with Tod Mayberry. Jacket Lost.
17 - 10/7/1994: Cool Water cologne bitches!!
16 - 10/7/1993: Oh so lame pizza party attended by remaining friends who didn't yet drink. 'Faces of Death 2' rented and watched. Boobs talked about at great length.
15 - 1992: World's greatest pizza party attended by all the coolest guys in school. 'Faces of Death' rented and watched. Boobs talked about at great length.
14 - 10/7/1991: Thanks Mom for the expensive acne medication!
13 - 10/7/1990: Went to my first PG-13 movie without the accompaniment of an adult (Days of Thunder).
12 - 10/7/1989: Got a sweet friendship bracelet from Angela Mindel. She totally wanted me.
11 - 10/7/1988: Traded a '87 Will Clark Donruss for a Topps Bo Jackson rookie
10 - 10/7/1987: Had sleepover where Jeffrey Meyers peed his pants and had to leave early.
9 - 10/7/1986: Pretty pissed off about getting socks from grandma.
8 - 10/7/1985: Asked for Jet Fire. FUCKING RECEIVED JET FIRE!!
7 - 10/7/1984: Too old for Cookie Monster cake. Publicly shamed.
6 - 10/7/1983: Wanted He-Man. Received 3 He-Men. Proceeded to trade extra two for Shipwreck & Man-At-Arms. Win-win.
5 - 10/7/1982: Ant farm sucks
4 - 10/7/1981: Disappointment surrounding new laser gun's lack of actual lasers.
3 - 10/7/1980: I am a cowboy. Seriously. Also balloons are awesome.
2 - 10/7/1979: FROSTING!!
1 - 10/7/1978: STOP LOOKING AT ME!! WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!!
0 - 10/7/1977: Not a fan of the whole breathing oxygen thing. Also it is cold and not nearly wet enough.